Thursday, February 20, 2014

What some of my friends say about The Cairo Detective

@RareEnglishRose - "A thrilling debut from an up-and-coming author. Highly recommended. English plumpies rock!" @jaytoyz - "One of the greatest books I've never read...a tour de farce...the greatest thing to happen to trees since dutch elm disease...does for books what chlamydia did for key parties...the illustrations may single handedly bring back silly putty transfers...paper cuts will be the least of your worries with this page turner...Bi Sheng wouldn't have dragged his feet if he'd known this book would one day need his invention... @Franks_TV - I just remembered that your book was in a dream I had last night. That's weird. @Slothrop - Indiana Peach is a modern day Mickey Spillane. His prose oozes film-noir sludge you'll spend weeks trying to wash off your hands. G@BRIEL GR@Y - "This is a book, it contains words, and they form sentences." @PuckPropaganda - It's a page turner that rivals the great cunts of our time. Powdered Toast Sloth - Peach delivers as only he can. An abstruse melange of obtuse cuntiness.

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